Okay, so Cronulla 2006 didn't really happen but there were some other treats on hand for those who made the effort.
The slightly vertically challenged (dumpy) Darp with his City Gym sponsored biceps cut a… erm… distinctive figure. Make sure you wipe down those benches thoroughly, there’s some quite nasty stuff you can catch and recent studies in the U.K. and the U.S. found that up to 80% of regular gymnasium patrons are homosexual…
Besides, you can’t fight those Polynesian genes old son. The minute you stop working out you’re a heart attack on two legs with lard sludging through your veins. That’s why you rarely see a Tongan or Samoan make it past Forty on an Aussie diet. Here’s hoping. Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
Darp explains how all that stuff about bashing kids in the surf, vandalising hotel rooms and death threats to politicians and conservative journalists was all a terrible misunderstanding and were just “jocular pieces” on his website. Apparently it was all just a bit of a laugh. Perhaps he doesn’t have the same understanding of “jocular” as most normal people.