Tuesday, December 19, 2006

Seasons Greetings?

The staff at Whitelaw Towers would like to take this opportunity to wish all their regular readers a very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.

Sadly, despite their pathetically desperate efforts, for the Fight Dem Back Gangsters, this year will definitely be a WHITE Christmas and we’re not talking snow or even that white powder Darp likes to snort off the dashboards of cars.

No, this Christmas, Santa has a nasty little surprise for Darp and his motley crew. He’s been making a list and checking it twice and he’s not at all a happy Santa. No, no, no, not one bit.

We’ve got lots of tinsel on our trees too (especially the Gold stuff) because we’ve heard it wards off those evil FDB Islamists pretty much like garlic keeps away vampires (apparently).

Of course, we don’t want to spoil the surprise but we don’t want any of you loyal readers out there to miss it either when it comes, so you are all strongly advised to keep watching this space.

Oh boy, this is so exciting. If only we could all see their faces when this ‘present’ is opened.

Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho!