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Friday, June 29, 2007

Flogging a Dead Horse?

No this is not a piece of shameless self promotion, and its not exactly accurate but the staff here think that the man who wrote this should be a comedian. Borrowed from the ANN site.

(To the tune of "The Bloody Red Baron)


At the end of the last century
Whitemen fought for their nationality
Came a roar and a thunder men had never heard
Like the scream and the sound of a big brown turd
From over in Perth, came a man with no brain
Baron von Hund was the wanker's name
White men tried, as the Baron lied
Now they're spread out all over the countryside

Chorus:
Ten, twenty, thirty, forty, fifty or more
The Baron Von Hund was rollin' out the score
White men tried to end that spree
Of Baron von Hund's insanity
In the nick of time, good men arose
The Whitelaws Tower Blog hit the Baron in the nose
They set the looney up to seek revenge
So the Baron resigned--"Curses, foiled again!"

(chorus)
Ten, twenty, thirty, forty, fifty or more
The Baron Von Hund was rollin' out the score
White men tried to end that spree
Of Baron von Hund's insanity

Now, Whitelaw's blog had sworn that they'd get that man
So they soon worked out a new battle plan
They challenged the idiot to a real dogfight
While the Baron was laughing, they got him in their sight
Baron von Hund was in a fix
He'd tried everything, but he'd run out of tricks
Whitelaws fired once, and they fired twice
And Baron Bipolar went spinning out of sight