My all time favourite is a term I once heard a particularly nasty and militant Feminist use during a radio interview. In my opinion it is a classic. The word was ‘problematisational’. Now, to be honest, I reckon she simply made that up, on the spot! I have a sneaking feeling the word she was looking for was ‘problematical’ but who can be sure when you’re dealing with the ‘creative’ minds of lunatics and they’re under pressure to appear clever?
Besides, ‘problematisational’ sounds suitably pompous and complex for your typical Left Wing pseudo intellectual. Perhaps people even expect them to talk made up shite?
Anyway, the term I ‘learned’ today is ‘Freelance Activist’. I will not pretend to know what the particular genius meant when he used this term to describe himself but I do have a few suggestions.
Freeloading Leech On Society.
Useful Idiot For Hire.
Rent A Moron.
Anarchist For Sale.
Rebel Without A Clue.
Will Protest For Food And Accommodation.
Have Dreadlocks, Will Travel.
I Don’t Know What I Want But I’ll Fight For It Anyhow.
Any more suggestions folks?