In Happy Valley, in the forecourt of the insane asylum, stands a gigantic statue of Saint Dazzler the Magnificent. Inscribed upon the massive granite plinth on which the noble colossus stands are the words, in gilded lettering...
“Give me your dumb, stupid, your poor
Your muddled jackasses yearning to breathe free
Your wretched fools and morons by the score
Send these, the clueless, wasters lost to me
I lift my menorah beside the golden door”
The Great Bard himself could scarcely have penned a more moving tribute to the political black hole that is the A.P.P.