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Sunday, October 31, 2010

Hodges the paper tiger

From the Criminally Insane Brain Damage Case Darrin Hodges:

“This is the bloke who whined about his info being on the internet and which was removed at his request in exchange for shall we say, 'good behaviour'.”

Erm… Nope! We don’t DO ‘whining’ over here at Whitelaw Towers. We leave that to virtual non entities such as you Dazzles.

NO such ‘request’ was ever made OR granted and you know it. You LIAR!

ALL the ‘info’ (Hee! Hee! Hee!) is still there except for the name (now removed) of a certain person who has NO part in this fight whatsoever. That was a cynical move more likely taken on legal advice. As for the posting of some piss take, which this writer actually finds quite funny, as did others, on the entrenched sickness of today’s Multi-Cult Queer State then go right ahead. There’s an entire series of those Dazzles. Why not post them ALL and let everyone decide the CONTEXT in which they were originally conceived and published? But no, that probably wouldn’t suit your ‘needs’ right now, would it?

Are we to assume simplistically, as you obviously are urging your readers to, that deliberately strange and dark fiction is simply indicative of the author’s inner desires? If so, then Stephen King, Clive Barker and perhaps even Edgar Allen Poe and Howard Philips Lovecraft were/are all closet psychopathic murderers and Satanists! Also, Dazzles, we have to admit it IS a bit of a laugh when you think that you used to make a living out of selling and promoting such sex toys as featured in the story!!!

Keep ‘em comin’ Dazzles, old son. There's plenty of fight left in all of us. It's funny to watch you flailing about like a windmill.
Keep leadin’ with that chin…

Oh! Sorry mate, that’s right. You don’t HAVE one, do you?

You are the archetypal chinless wonder!

Still, there's always plastic surgery to nip and tuck that flabby turkey neck.

But seriously mate, you’ve done us a huge favour really. The hit rate for Whitelaw Towers has skyrocketed since you started on us with your new poofter mate. Now THERE’S someone I’d be concerned about. He appears positively FIXATED on all things QUEER! He has not friggin’ shut up about it since he emerged from his political latrine pit.

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2 comments:

carp is a homo said...

'chinless wonder'Actually I noticed that myself and yeh I remember he was running a site selling porno and stuff. wasnt it a dyke or someone he wa s working with?

darrin the dog said...

I am not an animal I am a human being