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Saturday, November 06, 2010

Bird Racism

Well it would appear that Fight Dem Back have let their foot slip off the accelerator somewhat of late. Why wasn't rising star of the Australian Legal profession and future ADL laureate Mathew Lee Henderson-Hau aka 'Darp', Brian 'weezil' Stokes or @ndy 'slackbastard' Moaron straight onto this story? Come on girls. If YOU lot won't publicise this vital news story the we suppose it'll have to be us. Again.
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An open letter from the Australian Committee Opposing Bird Segregation in Nature to the Australian public:
Has anyone else noticed the open and flagrant Racism being practiced all around us? I’m referring of course to the insensitive, Right Wing, Neo-Nazi behaviour of the Birds. Why don’t we ever see, say, a Kookaburra and an Owl tending the same nest? These creatures are never observed raising families of lovely, uniquely proportioned mixed breeds. This sets bad examples for our children, sending subtle, yet powerful, Racist messages into their tender young minds.

All our Television shows and Movies point the way to Race Mixing, while outside our own windows Bird Racism is being practiced at the very same time. Of course the birds often intermingle and pretend to be integrated, while practicing the worst type of Racism by utterly refusing to interbreed. And the distinctive breeding calls of each Species, except for the hypocritical Mockingbird, are actually subtly disguised Racist slurs.

Why haven’t the Ornithologists at our progressive and enlightened Universities or even the normally wonderfully proactive Australian Federal Government done anything to remove this offensive vestige of Racism? How are we to ever fully achieve true integration while Racism in Nature is occurring all around us?

What is needed is a Federal Bird Bill, perhaps introduced into the Parliament by a sensitive and progressive politician like Senator Bob Brown, providing for the capture of large numbers of birds, forcing them to interbreed and overcome their obstinate Racism. This could give culturally deprived birds an equal opportunity. Honestly, can anyone think of a better way to spend Australian Tax Payers’ money than on a program designed to help stamp out these Natural remnants of Social Injustice?

Also, as a final comment, just what do those Magpies think they are playing at? In an outrageous display of arrogant Bird Racism they flaunt their segregated Black and White feathers when, if they were any sort of good Multicultural Bird, they would by now be a uniform, beautiful and Politically Correct Grey. Seriously, this has to be stopped and stopped now.

3 comments:

Integrator said...

Personally I would be more than happy to contribute extra tax dollars to fund the enforced 'integration' of FDB members with pigs.
On what grounds could they possibly refuse?
Surely they aren't 'animalist'?
It is also doubtful that many would notice any great difference with their offspring.

Anonymous said...

Well, there it is - you've exposed your utter ignorance. Kookaburras and magpies don't interbreed because they are different species, not different races. in fact one definition of a species is that it CAN interbreed with other members of the same species - eg homo sapiens sapiens.

WLT NSW said...

"Well, there it is - you've exposed your utter ignorance. Kookaburras and magpies don't interbreed because they are different species, not different races. in fact one definition of a species is that it CAN interbreed with other members of the same species -eg homo sapiens sapiens."

Please...explain?

But seriously we think you might have Genus and Species confused bridwise and besides, didn't you know, their is as much or more genetic 'difference' between Human 'Races' as there is between different what YOU call 'species' in the Animal Kingdom.

Hey. Have you read any books lately WITHOUT pictures and standup cutouts?