Thursday, November 25, 2010
Mat Lee Henderson is still hanging about.
Sadly not from a tree. Seeing as he is still playing games we thought we would dig up some of his old posts. Caution disgusting.
Inside the mind of a modern day anti racist come Lawyer. Mathew talks today of his friendship with a reborn Christian.
I had someone hang-up in my ear this evening.
A devout Christian friend of mine rang me tonight for a chat. He wasn't always a member of the god squad, matter of fact he used to spend most of his time wanking furiously over pictures of Wendy James from Transvision Vamp. Now he won't even admit to wanking.
I'd just like to add at this point that I have had four tosses in the last 24 hours. The most recent one was over Angelina Jolie in her Oscar’s outfit.
Anyway, my mate and I got talking about the new Mel Gibson film, The Passion of the Christ. The conversation ran like this.
Me: So you reckon it's historically accurate?
Benny Hinn: Yeah, pretty much. Over dramatised but still accurate.
Me: Do you think it unnecessarily dredges up too much shit against the Jewish leadership of the day?
Benny Hinn: No, I think it tells it like it was. If Joe Gutnick and his mates can't handle it, then they shouldn't go see it.
Me: Hmmm....still, I don't really see a need to be intentionally divisive. Two thousand years is a long time to point the finger. I can understand why some sectors of the Jewish community are a bit CROSS about it.
Benny Hinn: Yes, but it is all historical fact so it isn't something that you can just gloss over for the sake of congeniality.
Me: I guess, Jesus I'm getting hungry, it's been a while since my LAST SUPPER.
Benny Hinn: Will you stop being a fucking idiot!
Me: What? You trying to NAIL me for blasphemy again?
CLUNK! Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep.
What did I say?
posted by Darp @ 1:14 AM