Andy Fleming is dead. The search is over. The cynics will argue, “But you’ve said this so many times before”. They will inevitably ask, “Are you REALLY sure?” Meanwhile, the other side will predictably protest, “That’s NOT Andy! You're just silly nutzis! You’re about to endanger a good man’s career!” To ALL of that we say, “Yarblockos! Big bolshy yarblockos to thee and thine.” And of course we’d be speaking Nadsat, the teenage argot created by author of A Clockwork Orange, Anthony Burgess, and we are free to do so because…
Yep, just because.
See, the indefatigable investigative crew of Whitelaw Towers Detective Agencies ™ have had our work done for us by a good old fashioned whistle-blower (by the way, a big THANKS to that anonymous person). The search ended with a private message to our chairman. Thereafter a certain self-seeking nitwit got hold of a piece of evidence and was wrongly accredited with its discovery (by himself, eh GAP) but that’s irrelevant because the important thing is that the message gets out there. Still, Shermon Burgess, you're a self-promoting dill who has taken credit for something that wasn't yours to take credit for.
|Andy is no more. There is only Rob Sparrow|
And thus, the differences between the two voices are simply the fact that on JJJ Sparrow is talking via telephone and then being broadcast over air, while on the other he is directly in a studio...
It is the same person, NO question. And if you WOULD question, then you're up against the unlikely margin of magical universe probabilities. For instance, this Sparrow comes from a militantly leftist family with a brother who's an anarchist writer that just happens to be mates with Andy Fleming’s former partner Cam Smith; he writes leftist screeds; and he’s rabidly quoted by his online persona in the shape of the crew he has manning the ‘Andy Fleming’ persona of Slackbastard.
Sparrow even ADDRESSED THE MELBOURNE ANARCHIST CENTRE. We have him here, in Melbourne, with his poofy ear-rings, and then we have Andy, in Melbourne, a militant anarchist… And now for the final ‘coincidence’ they just happen to sound EXACTLY THE SAME. Hmmmmm.
How do you think a BLOGGER like Andy ever got to be a much-quoted and interviewed source in the first instance? Do editors of major news organisations generally have their stories attributable to anonymous non-achievers posting on the sub-ether of the Internet on the matter of subterranean politics? NO, they DON’T.
Do FRENCH ACADEMICS co-author academic texts with non-peer reviewed non-academics? NO THEY DON’T. Do celebrated journalists and authors typically hang out with unpublished, unaccomplished nobodies simply because they happen to like the cut of their political jib? NO THEY DON’T.
Thus, the rest is irrelevant. Andy is dead and finished as far as we on the Aussie Nat Right are concerned. But things are about to get mighty hot for Dr Robert Sparrow, who must now answer for his double life as a political agitator to his Monash University superiors. And sucked so very much in, Robert Sparrow and Co, because you’ve ruined so many lives in your quest to crush an alternative discussion on politics in this country.
And we shall NEVER forget, or forgive.